Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Wardobe grants are a thing, right?

#25

The only outfit that looks good anymore is the same one in all your promo photos, youtube videos, live shots...

A word from a beardy man

#24

You tell a gal you like her dress and you would totally wear a dress like that in your size and everyone thinks you're kidding.

We need a bigger hotel.

#23

It takes longer than a three floor elevator ride to work up the courage to flirt.

Wompwompwomp

#22

You have no idea how to contact your crush post-conference/festival without calling their agent.

Should have learned the mandolin or uke.

#21

You've found the prettiest shirt ever, but your giant guitar is hiding it.

I'm good, Get over it

#20

If one more person says "you're a female bass player?"  ...

Monday, October 20, 2014

Might start grabbing strangers

#19

The days following your favorite festival/conference/tour  "why is no one hugging me right now?!"

Eyes front soldier

#18

The guy on sound is way more into the waitress than your mix.

Spot vs gels

#17

How many pretty scarves can I bring to this gig? Is someone doing lighting?

Bring it just in case

#16

You're going to a pot luck... should you bring your hummus?