just as tasty!
The only outfit that looks good anymore is the same one in all your promo photos, youtube videos, live shots...
You tell a gal you like her dress and you would totally wear a dress like that in your size and everyone thinks you're kidding.
It takes longer than a three floor elevator ride to work up the courage to flirt.
You have no idea how to contact your crush post-conference/festival without calling their agent.
You've found the prettiest shirt ever, but your giant guitar is hiding it.
If one more person says "you're a female bass player?" ...
The days following your favorite festival/conference/tour "why is no one hugging me right now?!"
The guy on sound is way more into the waitress than your mix.
How many pretty scarves can I bring to this gig? Is someone doing lighting?
You're going to a pot luck... should you bring your hummus?